1 14 ounce can sweetened condensed milk
1/2 cup lime juice
2 teaspoons lime zest
I have not tried this bread recipe yet (or any bread for that matter except for so-so Irish soda bread) but I did watch a youtube video about it, and as we all know, that's close enough! Colleen swears by it, so here it is.
No-Knead Bread
from the NY Times/Mark Bittman
3 c. all purpose flour (can substitute 2 c. white and 1 c. wheat)
1/4 tsp. instant yeast
1 tbsp. salt
cornmeal as needed
1 5/8 cups tepid water
In a large bowl, combine flour, yeast, and salt. Add water and stir until mixture is blended; dough will be shaggy and sticky. Cover bowl with plastic wrap. Let dough rest (I put in my oven if it's not on b/c there are no drafts.). Let rest for at least 12 hours and up to 24 hours.
Dough is ready when surface is dotted with bubbles. Add some more flour (couple tbsp?) to bowl and stir. (This is also the time to add cheese or olives or whatever you desire.) Stir into a ball, cover loosely with plastic wrap and let sit for 15 minutes.
Stir in more flour to keep dough from sticking. Gather into a ball, put seam side down on cotton towel dusted with cornmeal or flour. Fold towel over, top and bottom and both sides, leaving room for rising. (I put whole towel on a cookie sheet.) Let rise for 2 or 3 hours, until it is about double in size and readily springs bacck when you poke it.
One half hour before you think it is doubled, turn on oven to 450 and put a covered pot in the oven. (As long as it has a tight fitting lid, use any pot that can go in the oven. I use a 10 quart soup pot or 8 quart sauce pan but the original recipe says use a dutch oven. I also used a pasta pot, but my bread didn't rise very high.)
When dough is ready, carefully remove hot pot from oven. Slide your hand under the towel and turn dough into pot, seam side up. It should look like a mess! Shake pan once or twice so the dough is evenly distributed, it will straighten out as it bakes. Cover with lid (use a potholder so you don't get burned!) and put in oven. Bake 30 minutes, remove lid and bake for another 15-30 minutes until loaf is browned.
Green and Black's Chocolate Mousse Cake with edible gold dust.
I chose this one because it's all over the internet and lots of people really like it. And it seems easy. Those Green and Black marketers are just big chocolate hussies swaying their chocolatey hips at every Tom, Dick, and Harry. Count me in!
Of course, I didn't have a spring form pan so I bought (for only $13.99) from Whole Foods where I also bought $12 worth of Green and Black's chocolate. Yes, folks, it's $6 per bar of the baking chocolate. I'm sure I could have used other, cheaper chocolate, but this is for D and he loves dark chocolate. I'm thinking I will substitute in some Maya Gold that we still have at home as this is also his favorite, a Mexican spicy chocolate I'm sure will go good in cake. I am hoping that this is not going to be too thick, though it seems like it will be more flourless chocolate cake heavy than light and airy mousse but it does seem foolproof enough that I won't screw it up too terribly. I'm baking it tonight and then taking D out to dinner tomorrow (I want to take him to Itzocan Bistro in our neighborhood but we'll see what he's in the mood for). Then we'll come home and have cake. Maybe candles. I also have a present for him, but shhh, can't write about that yet.
Since baking with the computer in front of me has become normal, I'm putting this recipe from my co-worker Jennifer here for safekeeping. If you like merengue, you'll love this and it seems so easy. Cari had a party on Saturday with an assortment of cookies and alcohol, so I ended up drunkenly eating a handful of storebought merengues. Still yummy, but these are better.
Snow Cookies
2 egg whites
3/4 cup sugar
6 oz. Nestles semi-sweet chocolate chips
1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees
2. Using an electric mixer, beat egg whites until stiff; soft peaks should form when you lift the beaters out of the bowl (make sure no water comes in contact with the egg whites, or else they will not beat well). Do not over beat.
3. Begin mixing again, gradually add in sugar, and again beat until stiff.
4. Fold in chips
5. Place by the teaspoon-full onto an ungreased cookie sheet (the cookies do not expand, so you can put them close together)
6. Place in oven, and turn oven off. Cookies will be done in 1 hour.
Happy baking!
It's late. I'm tired. But the cupcakes are done and I think they're pretty good. The peanut butter chocolate chip cake recipe was great, very easy to follow, and worked well when doubled (I never learn my lesson--though to be fair I had to double it because I needed to give D some to bring to his co-workers Colleen and Chris and there are hungry people at my office too, 12 just wasn't going to cut it). It made 24 very cute cupcakes (they didn't rise that much though, so I'd fill up 3/4 of the way not 1/2) and I think the cake is pretty moist with a nice "crumb" whatever that means. I don't think they are that peanut-buttery though. I'll have to try them again tomorrow when I have a fresher palate. Also, I'm not sure I did the right thing by following D's suggestion that I use the Ghirardelli semi-sweet morsels in the cupcakes instead of the Baker's semi-sweet chocolate chunks (mmm, chocolate chunks). I think the Ghirardelli chips burned a little (which is ridiculous at 350 degrees) so there's a kind of scorched chocolate flavor to the cake. This could be my over-tired imagination, we'll see tomorrow.
Sour Cream Frosting of Doom
Holy hell, the sour cream frosting was cursed. First of all, D convinced me that I didn't need to improvise a double-boiler to melt the chocolate--he always melts it for fondue on a low flame and adds some milk and it's fine. Well, silly me, I thought I could do this too, but no the gods are against me. So I put a cup of the scorchy Ghirardelli morsels and a cup of the Baker's chunks (didn't have enough of the first left) and added a little milk and it melted great for about five seconds and then became this weird chocolate paste thing. I'm sure Alton Brown has some chemistry experiment explanation for this, but I got freaked out and D took over. Even after he added what was probably a half cup of milk and had it on medium heat, it was still a little chunky (not the good kind anymore). I decided to just push forward and opened up the sour cream D fetched for me today at the super. It was literally the consistency of cottage cheese. Suffice it to say we threw that out and luckily had some low-fat sour cream left from latkas we made the other day (yum!). So, I added that to the chocolate and tasted it. D and I agreed it tasted like the sum of it's parts, some sour-ass chocolate. Or chocolaty sour cream. Either way it was bad. I double checked the recipe then looked for others on the web and they confirmed that that was all there was to it. No sugar? It can't be. When I remembered to add the vanilla it got a tiny bit better. Finally, I decided to add some powdered sugar and see if I could get that horridly sour aftertaste gone. It didn't help, not to mention I don't think it would have ever sat up. In the end, I dumped the entire thing in a grocery bag and it looked for all the world like a doggy poop bag. Double ick. So much for sour cream frosting. There's no accounting for personal chocolate taste, but why would you want your frosting to be sour? Maybe it would be better with really fancy chocolate and whole fat sour cream? I wouldn't risk it though.
Despite that fact that I was pretty pleased with the chocolate buttercream frosting I'd made the night before (and D even talked it up to Colleen and Chris over dinner), I thought I'd try my luck with web recipes once more and found this:
Opal's Chocolate Peanut Butter Frosting
6 ounces Package chocolate chips
1/2 cup Butter or margarine
1/2 cup To 3/4 cup sifted -- confectioners sugar
1 1/4 cups Peanut butter
FOR FROSTING:Melt chocolate chips and butter in a double boiler. Add confectioners sugar and peanut butter and beat until smooth. Chill for about 15 minutes or until frosting is of spreading consistency.
The Chocolate Peanut Butter ones are on the right (see, peanut chunks)!
Peanut buttery goodness!
Oh my, it's true. This time I actually improvised the double boiler (D had finished the dishes and was in the living room reading by this time) plus it was easier to not burn the chocolate with the stick of butter happily melting into it. And I actually tossed the sugar through a sieve, though I don't think this really matters. The only sticking point here is that I only had chunky peanut butter from the cake recipe. I figured what the hell, people like sprinkles, why nut chunks of peanuts. I used the whole 3/4 cups of powdered sugar and it was just right, super peanuty, sweet but not cloying (though I might not be the best judge), and with a nice crunch. I tried this on the cupcake and think the whole thing worked very seamlessly together, a very one-flavor approach, which is why I'm not certain how the actual cake tastes. I didn't try it with the buttercream yet, but I think this will be the more subtle cake, a hint of peanut butter, a few surprise chocolate pieces, and some nice licking frosting on top. Did I mention frosting ought to be licked? This is my main reason for disliking The Cupcake Cafe's frosting. I think they use more butter than they do sugar and the whole thing is not very lickable, or if you do try to lick it, it just tastes like butter. I'm sure lots of folks disagree and it's hard to argue with the beauty of their frosted flowers.I'm a more down-home cupcake eater. I like Billy's Bakery the best, though I haven't made a tour of NYC cupcake purveyors.
Despite my waking D up singing the theme music to Deliverance and annoucing the Dueling Frostings: Chocolate Peanut Butter Chunk vs. Chocolate Buttercream he passed on trying the cupcakes tonight. I'll have to take a poll at work tomorrow and see which one wins out. I'm guessing it will be the peanut butter one, but you never know.
Here are the cupcakes frosted and ready for their field trip.
Silly cupcake, get down from there!